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Brandon's Love Affair:

Post by fireflare77 on Wed May 28, 2008 8:33 pm

Brandon's Love Affair:

[Verse One]

Mister Tumnus and the bear,
Mister Brandon's love affair.
Brandon cam to sir Tumnus,
And right away they shared a kiss.
But this did do to wake the bear,
Who soon made Brandon float on air.
They drank and drank throughout the night,
But morning soon did end their plight.
Brandon loved them both so much,
They all thought of the urge to clutch.

[Chorus]

Mister Tumnus... and the bear,
Mister Brandon's... love affair!
They thought it would be fun,
To go and grab some bun.
They'd just stay a while...
Smile, pile, vile, while...
Lovely friendly froo-froo friends,
Cuddle, cuddle, to the end.

[Verse Two]

Then there came a day,
Tumnus had to have his day.
He then did ask for Brandon's hand,
Then the bear just made a stand.
He had planned to do the same,
Then the moment finally came.
The bear bit off his wrists,
What a shame he had to miss.
Mister Tumnus slashed right back,
They really both deserve a plaque.

[Chorus]

Mister Tumnus... and the bear,
Mister Brandon's... love affair!
They thought it would be fun,
To go and grab some bun.
They'd just stay a while...
Smile, pile, vile, while...
Lovely friendly froo-froo friends,
Cuddle, cuddle, to the end.

[Verse three]

In their lust for Brandon's bod,
They tore each other to a wad.
Sadly he has no one left,
He'll likely be reduced to theft.
"No!" he shouts in pure dismay,
This so reeks of pure cliché.
Everyone's favorite kid,
Anybody got a bid?

[Interlude]

No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
His so-ul cries nooooo moooooore!

-Fin

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Re: Brandon's Love Affair:

Post by Hobo_Bob2 on Thu May 29, 2008 5:45 pm

I...will...KILL YOU!!!! YEAH!!! THATS RIGHT!!! YOU'D BETTER RUN POEM BOY!!!!! WIMP!!!!

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Re: Brandon's Love Affair:

Post by fireflare77 on Sun Jun 01, 2008 3:28 am

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