Complete the story 1

For those of you who don't know how this works, one person starts a story and then other people add to it. LeAnn and I will start.

One upon a time, there lived a fat, wealthy, king. His name was Kar-Zhon. There was another king in a close-by land named Spach-nah. The two kingdoms were warring. That's when Kar-zhon called for...

...a diplomat to go over to Spach-nah's land because he was getting tired of all the supplies and energy needed for the war. Of course, Spach-nah wasn't feeling very, well, diplomatic. In fact, Spach-nah was the type of person who kept on going until he got what he wanted. And so he sent the diplomat back with this message: "If diplomacy worked, we wouldn't be in this war in the first place, would we?" And then the diplomat was supposed to laugh in Kar-Zhon's face. Naturally, this made Kar-Zhon quite irked. So he devised a new plan...

This plan would be one of total destruction. Kar-zhon sent for a friend from a land deep down under... under what you may ask. What indeed. His friend was named Haba Baba. Kar-zhon sent for haba baba and when he got to the palace, he whispered something in haba baba's ear. Afterwards, haba nodded and went to do the master's bidding. He tucked a weapon under his cloak and set off. When he got to spack-nah's palace he told spack-nah...

...that he was supposed to kill him with a knife (he pulled out the knife), but if Spach-Nah gave him some butter that he could spread on his toast (he pulled out a piece of toast), he would spare him. Of course, Spach-Nah happily obliged. And he also sent Haba Baba back to that land down under, because according to Haba Baba, their shrimp tasted a lot better down there.

Upon hearing this news, Kar-zhon flew into a rage. He threw a tantrum so severe that all of his pictures of Greek philosophers in his throne room fell off the wall. Having been driven to his absolute deep end, Kar-Zhon brought in some soldiers and told them...

...that they were supposed to bring him a lot of jelly dougnuts (these calmed his nerves... this also explains kar-zhon's size.) Then he ordered the soldiers to bring fire down on the kingdom of Spach-nah. Spach-nah ordered the hobo: haba baba, be brought back from the land down under and be the general. Also, Spach-nah decided he would retailate with a blow of dirty yet sophticated magnitude. He sent for Hoogwah. He told hoogwah to go and seduce Kar-zhon. Spach-nah redied his army for war.

An hour later, Hoogwah arrived. She snuck in to the castle of Kar-zhon by bodyslamming down the door. Then she snuck (as well as one like her could) in to the throne room. She burst in to find... and then she said... (the next person must complete both)