Fall Classes for Men

Fall Classes for Men at



THE ADULT LEARNING CENTER

REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED
by Friday, November 30th 2007

NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL
OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM


Class 1
How To Fill Up The Ice Cube Trays--Step by Step, with Slide Presentation.
Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.



Class 2
The Toilet Paper Roll--Does It Change Itself?
Round Table Discussion.
Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.



Class 3
Is It Possible To _____ Using The Technique Of Lifting The Seat and Avoiding The Floor, Walls and Nearby Bathtub?--Group Practice.
Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours.



Class 4
Fundamental Differences Between The Laundry Hamper and The Floor--Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.
Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.



Class 5
Dinner Dishes--Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Kitchen Sink?
Examples on Video.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning
at 7:00 PM



Class 6
Loss Of Identity--Losing The Remote To Your Significant Other.
Help Line Support and Support Groups.
Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM



Class 7
Learning How To Find Things--Starting With Looking In The Right Places And Not Turning The House Upside Down While Screaming.
Open Forum
Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.



Class 8
Health Watch--Bringing Her Flowers Is Not Harmful To Your Health.
Graphics and Audio Tapes.
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.



Class 9
Real Men Ask For Directions When Lost--Real Life Testimonials.
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined



Class 10
Is It Genetically Impossible To Sit Quietly While She Parallel Parks?
Driving Simulations.
4 weeks, Saturday's noon, 2 hours.



Class 11
Learning to Live--Basic Differences Between Mother and Wife.
Online Classes and role-playing
Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined



Class 12
How to be the Ideal Shopping Companion
Relaxation Exercises, Meditation and Breathing Techniques.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.



Class 13
How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy--Remembering Birthdays, Anniversaries and Other Important Dates and Calling When You're Going To Be Late.
Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions and Full Lobotomies Offered.
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.



Class 14
The Stove/Oven--What It Is and How It Is Used.
Live Demonstration.
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM, location to be determined.



Upon completion of any of the above courses, diplomas will be issued to the survivors.

Is this what you said I wouldn't be clapping about? I actually find it funny...

thanks!

welx. Did you think I would be offended, or what?

IDK. (check out the calendar)

How many threads can you post that in? I'll look. :lol:

Huh?

All you ever say is "check out the calender".

Just a quick question... Why would i take a class OUTSIDE of school?

To develop your mind. Not that you would understand the urge to learn and better yourself, you pitiful hobo...

Lawlz..

wow you guys are idiots
in a non-condesending way of course

OH?! A NON-CONDECENDING WAY! NOW WE'RE COMPLETELY UNOFFENDED!0

did i hurt your feelings
I'm sorry
have a cookie

>:O NO! *Slaps cookie*

ALL BETTER

*munches on cookie like a small child* UMM NUM NUM!

if you say that out load you can't help but smile

It's actually Paige Child's marshmallow character that she made. She madde one after my personality... it's named spaz...

I remember them
I didn't know his name was UMM NUM NUM
THAT ROX

What ever happened to paige? Do you two still keep in touch? It'd be great to get her on here!

I have her email, but I don't know what she's up 2. I should email her....anywho, she is going to my school next year (YAY) so I can talk to her there if I don't over email.

Could you send her an E-mail telling her about BZ3?