FarCry, a herd of angry ducks

Channel open..

Greetings, FarCry signing on. All posting systems online. Current status: Fatigued but typing anyways.

Well, I'd be surprised if anyone besides fireflare77 knows who I am. We go to the same Taekwondo studio. I am a male Chinese demi-nerd. Uhh...

Likes: Reading, mathematics, long words, punctuation, correct spelling, drawing, story writing, poetry wrting, manga, Gaia Online, deviantART, Maple Story (not as much), StarCraft (nerd game), video games, learning about anti mob police tactics (swimming goggles for the eyes and a bandana soaked in vinegar for the mouth helps counter tear gas, stop signs and the like are good weapons, thick clothing is in order to counter rubber bullets, and a nail clipper up your sleeves is handy for cutting away wrist-binding tape those pesky mob police are always carrying around)... And I also like whacking weeds with rakes, bamboo sticks, pitchforks, apple tree branches, shovels, sharp things, boards, etc.. Did I miss anything? People who say or pretend to be insane because they are actually kinda fun to talk with, once you get past hearing about their godmother was killed before their eyes, or their dad beats them, so they buy yaoi so they don't have money for drugs and it pleasures them at the same time (speaking of which, recently some kids got nailed for smoking pot behind the school, and last year there was a druggie in my choir. Oh, I like choir too).etc.. Arguing, especially for and against creation, evolution, and the legitimacy of religion.... Yeah, I'm a real character.

Dislikes: I'm not really sure.. I just know when I see something I don't like. I really dislike emos though.

Note: I don't plan to use the previous mob police tactics, but one of my friends who says he's a punk (he hates technology that compounds the corruptness of our society, as well as big corporations, emos, and he thinks they should be shot, and finally myspace, since that where all the emos go after being beaten up by punks in alleyways in Portland, and take pictures of of the cuts on their arm and post depressing poetry. I think they oughta be shot too) knows all about it, and how to make dry ice bombs, pipe bombs, molotov cocktails, and napalm. He like politics a lot though. He's kinda cool.

I can be found at:
Deviantart: echoofthepast
Gaia Online: kodama14
Maple Story: Extera

Farewell and may whatever the reason we're here, be it to fulfill God's, Yaweh's, Allah's, or Osiris's will, or live as the stepping stone for the next new and improved generation then die to return to the Earth and be recycled into plant food, or whatever reason there may be you have, or the one unknown reason that is probably the real one instead of the ones aforementioned (assuming the others aren't the right ones) satisfy you to the fullest degree!

Channel status: Closing down... FarCry signing off.

Hi FarCry,

I'm Elle and I met Spencer through another site......so yeah....If you wanna chat pm about anything....how good are you at taekowdoe??

He's pretty good. He transfered from the other studio where there is this one bald guy who is really tough! He's my rank but that, of coruse, dosn't mean that he can match my skill level. *cakles maniacly* I don't spell very well. In abso sukjet ty frikwent ty[plos nd mis[elengs? Annyways "FarCry" (just checking before I blow your anninimity, is it OK to use your first name or should we call you farcry?). It's really cool that you took the time to give us this awesome message. I hope we will be seeing more of that!

Hello, FarCry. You seem cool; I mean, you have access to Molotov cocktails! Anyway, good to see someone else around here that has a deviantArt account.

Have I ever told you guys about the time when we were camping and we made a molotov coctail out of a soda can and some lighter fluid?

Uhhh... OOOOkay... Hey, you can make napalm by crumbling styrofoam into a can of gasoline. Granted, you have to let it sit a while and you should be aware that it's really hard to put out and will burn underwater, but... Just thought you should know.

Say, sparky12... What's your devArt account?

sup FarCry
you sound cool
I know spencer from school and am really into politics (even though I probably botched the spelling)
and I am offended by what you said about myspace
I AM NOT EMO!!!!! it's just easier than email
I'm kinda into the whole fight for peace thing
but I'm much more sane (don't you say anything spencer)

I neversaid that everyone one MySpace is emo, just that most emos go there.

And besides, I didn't say that. Sam did.

I know
I wasn't that offended
mostly ammused

Who's sam?

The punk.

punk?

Perhaps you must read the intro again.

Can you just dig up the relavant bits for me? I'm too tired/lazy/etc. to do so... please?

*Hands over digital shovel* No.

When you said that I thought: Awww, can we keep him?

... It's an it.

Can we keep... it? Do we even want... it?

Actually... WHAT IS... IT?

A digital shovel. *Smacks sense into you with it*

OW! *takes shovel* Let's see how YOU like it! *smacks FC with the shovel, leaving a dent in said shovel and a dent in said FC*

*Prevents aformentioned from ever happening by the use of mystical WRONG WAY sign*

*grabs sign and dents FC's head* Any other bright ideas, mystic?

*Points out that your hands would not have touched sign since they would be travelling the wrong way*