What would you do if...

WWYDI: hobo bob were REALLY a hobo?

Nothing, because he wouldn't be here.

WWYDI he was, because he lived in a "fancy hobo place"?

Move in (hint: creative responses like this are much approved)

WWYDI: you had to move in too?

Sleep. Take pain meds. Make my legs stop hurting.

WWYDI you didn't have any "creative" responses to give?

Then say nothing at all

Fine.

WWYDI: If dinosaurs roamed the planet??

Become a wandering hobo using bullets to pave my way through the vicious creatures instead of befriending them because, as the world has taught me time after time, the only person you can trust is yourself.

WWYDI: on your birthday, instead of getting one year older, you got 40 years older?

be completely creeped out
WWYDI- if all the batteries in the world were to start melting and eat anything plastic?

Pull out a can of raid?

WWYDI: You woke up with two mouths (other than to be creeped out, scream, be scared, be happy, the likes. What would you DO with the second mouth?)

Eat.

What would you do if there was a third?

Well, eat more, of course, but I'd try to get on TV and star in a movie.

WWYDI: someone broke in to your house (be creative)

grab a baseball bat and pull a wicked kung-fu move, kick him/her in the....well you just insert a place, then beat them bloody

WWYDI- they were actually your friend/parent/family/nieghbor?

If teacher is included (Lydia's imagination stops me from specifing) then beat them all the harder and then bounce on them

WWYDI: "someone dressed up as hitler and sent all the Germans to asplode"
- Carter

Tell them to learn to spell explode.

WWYDI I did?

If you told them to learn how to asplode, I'd remind you that they are GERMANS after all... and you know how Germans work with spelling (in joke, remember?)

WWYDI: Things really could fit through the phone and be teleported?

Um... stand back. And you wouldn't be alive.

WWYDI things could teleport through the TV?

Eat a wonka bar?

WWYDI: You had a friend in the USA who had a stalker and wanted help but didn't know what to tell him?

Tell him so.

WWYDI this friend was in Britain?

tell them to tell them , "get the bloody hell away from me!"

WWYDI: you needed ideas for a new forum?

Pay somebody else

WWYDI: You had half a million dollars?

It seems in the beginning or the current part your arguing about Hobo bob is a Hobo? i guess so since the username is your titale and the title decribes who you are. You are a hobo young sire!

I didn't get that?

WWYDI: you're best internet friend told you they loved you but then lied to you~!!~